Heh, so I'm drawing again.. slowly yet surly.. but hey at least you will start getting pretty artsies from me again! I have muses being all demanding.. and going DRAW MEEEEE! And I'm going OOOOKAAAAYYYY

So yeah you should see arts..

though now I have NO weekends because my deuchbag boss changed my days. I hate him. Mucho grande jackass.

Anywho.. be that as it maaay.. BIG SHEEP!

Okay I'm done..

ciao

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Taoism- "If you understand shit, it isn't shit."
Hinduism- "This shit happened before"
Confucianism- "confucious say 'shit happens'"
Buddhism- "shit will happen to you again"
Zen- "What is the sound of shit happening?"
Islam- "If shit happens it was the will of Allah"
Sikhism- "leave our shit alone"
Jehova's witness- "Knock knock. Shit happens"
Atheism- "I dont' believe this shit"
Agnosticism- "can you prove that shit happens?"
Catholicism- "if shit happens, you deserve it"
Protestantism- "shit happens, amen to that"
Judaism- "Why does shit always happen to us?"
Orthodox Judaism- "so shit happens, already"
Televangelism- "send money or shit will happen to you"
Rastafarianism- "let's smoke that shit"
Hare Krishna- "Shit happens rama rama"
Nation of Islam- "Don't take no shit"
New Age- "visualize shit happening"
Shintoism- "you inherit the shit of your ancestors"
Hedonism- "I love it when shit happens"
Satanism- "sneppah tihs"
Capitalism- "this is MY shit"
Feminism- "men are shit"
Existentialism- "what is shit, anyway?"
Scientology- "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"
Mormonism- "excrement happens" (dont' say shit)
Baptism- "we'll wash the shit right off you."
Mysticism- "This is really weird shit"
Voodoo- "Shit doesn't happen, we MADE it happen"
Disneyism- "Bad shit doesn't happen here."
Communism- "let's share the shit"
Marxism- "you have nothing to lose but your shit"
Conspiracy theorism- "THEY shit on us!"
Psycho-Analysis- "Tell me about your shit"
Darwinism- "survival of the shittiest"
Amish- "modern shit is useless"
Suicidal- "I've had enough of this shit!"
Optimism- "Shit won't happen to me"
Trekis- "To boldly shit where no-one has shit before"
Shakespearean- "To shit or not to shit, that is the question"
Descartes- "I shit therefore I am"
Freud- "shit is a phallic symbol"
Lawyers- "For enough money, I can get you out of shit"
Acupuncturist- "hold still of this will hurt like shit"
Dog- "I just shit in your shoe"
Cat- "Dogs are shit"
Mouse- "oh shit! a cat!"
Politically Correct- "internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens"
Einstein- Shit is relative"
Family Gathering- "relatives are shit"
Materialism- "Whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
Vegetarianism- "if it happens to shit, don't eat it"
Fatalism- "oh shit, it's gonna happen"
Environmentalism- "Shit is biodegradable"
Americanism- "Who gives a shit?"
Statistician- "Shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
Hip-hop- "motherfucker this shiznat, beeatch!"
Tantrism- "fuck this shit"
Cynicism- "We are all full of shit"
Surrealism- "fish happens"
Wicca- "You can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times"